Allentown to Hollywood

No, this post is not about how some talent scout noticed my lollipop sucking skills and now I'm being whisked off to Hollywood to star in porn, it's actually about Amanda Seyfried.

Mmm wood paneling.

Anyways, Amanda was on the View today and it reminded me how much I just think she's tops. She was really good in Mean Girls and now she's co-starring with Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia!.

Another reason I really like her is the fact that she's from Allentown and graduated from a high school just down the road! She's also sort of a friend of friends and even dated a friend of a friend. Less than six degrees of separation, woop woop.

She's definitely going to be an actress to keep an eye on.

Oh, How Did You Hear About No Nasties?

Ya know, just by trying to find out how to start a strip club in Allentown

Coolies!

Thanks Google.

Not as Slick as Grace

Dear America,

Please do judge us and assume we are all like Alexis Cohen. We promise we do not like glitter nearly as much as she does and while we do enjoy Jefferson Airplane immensely, we would never liken ourselves to Grace Slick's majestic voice. I hope all is well.

Sincerely,
Allentown Pennsylvania