Artwork from the Heart

Yes, yes I do.

I love you Spring!

I Want It Now (Phrases that don't belong in Kids Movies)

The following scene has influenced my love of late 60's / early 70's mod design AND strong accents:



I love you Veruca Salt.

Philly Phasion Overseas

SPOTTED: Quentin sporting a Philadelphia t-shirt at the Teenagers prom with a clown or something. I donno, I don't pretend to understand hipster Brits.

Either way, I feel like wearing a Philadelphia t-shirt over in England would be the equivalent of wearing a t-shirt from Bath or Coventry. I'm not sure what the equivalent to Philly would be over there. It would have to be near London ( a la Philly to New York ) yet dirty and SORT of Historical.

The Teenagers will be coming to Philly May 9th to buy more souvenirs and maybe play some music. Make sure you go and make sure its a good time because (insider information!!!): Their last show in Philly was not wildly awesome.

What a handsome

Oh, How Did You Hear About No Nasties?

Ya know, just by trying to find out how to start a strip club in Allentown

Coolies!

Thanks Google.

Oh When Times Were Simpler

Quiz:

1. How many seconds do you think these commercials would last on television these days?

2. How many seconds do you think these commercials would last on television if Gloria Allred and Rosie O'Donnell didn't exist?

3. Do you think these commercials would be more interesting if a young, pre-feminist Gloria Steinem played the neighbor lady?

4. How much do you hate instant coffee?

5. Divorce rates were at an all-time low during the 1950's and babies were poppin' out left and right. Why was this?

a.) Women could not obtain financial independence due to the limited job opportunities available to them
b.) Religious faith was still strong, keeping divorce socially taboo
c.) Because the man of the house said "No divorces!" and that was that. Sure, there were tears, but she dried her eyes after hubbie took her out to get a new pair of nylons
d.) Foldger's Instant Coffee (tastes like fresh perked!) allowed the wife to stop making shitty coffee and make her man happy, and thus allowing the marriage to be perfect.

~*~*Bonus Question*~*~

For men: What are your odds of finding a woman like that?

For women: How long would you put up with a man like that?

I'll give you a minute and a dashed line to finish the quiz.

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Correct answers:

1. The commercials would air once and then be immediately pulled off. People would speak out, Vh1 would make jokes about it, and lezzies the world over would be furious.

2. Without Gloria Allred and Rosie O, these commericals would be on 24 hour rotation (well okay, only during Fox News broadcasts)

3. Yes, I believe it would be equivalent to Ivory Soap having a porn star in their commercials.

4. I hate instant coffee more than you'll EVER know.

5. d for DUH

Bonus Questions

Men: There are surprisingly many women like this in the world (Sports Barz)

Women: You would never put up with a man like that.