Destroying Western Civilization Checklist

I'm basically reiterating the other day's postings and jazzing them up a bit! You may recall yesterday's post about the AdBusters article in which they claimed that a certain group of people that dress neat and listen to neat music and go to neat parties and do neat drugs are single-handedly destroying Western Civ. I find it all very funny that the magazine is getting all fussy about it when there are way more important things going on in the world so I decided to make a checklist so you can see if you yourself, are helping destroy Western Civ**.

**Maybe that's the hipsters' plan all along?! Destroying civilization would be sooo edgy and radical.


CHECKLIST (aka items mentioned in the article):

-- American Apparel Deep V
-- Non-prescription glasses
-- Macbook
-- Being a DJ
-- Fixed gear
-- Skinny jeans
-- Leggings
-- Flannel (vintage preferred)
-- Keffiyeh
-- PBR
-- Coke-discos
-- Nightlife photographers


Also, I was reading the blog of the guy who wrote the article and he just strikes me as the sort who would vehemently mouth-off about hipsters yet emits a certain 'hipster' vibe himself (ie macbooks, FRUiTS magazine, artsy design magazines you can't buy at Borders, old photos of really pretty French racists, etc. etc.)

Anyways, like I said before who caresssssssssssss. Just have fun and no nasties and what ya know.