24 December 2007

Wrap Superstar

Folding paper and using tape has always been a secret forte of mine. From folding construction paper into birthday cards to full-blown diorama's of 'The Diary of Anne Frank', I've done it all.

A good opportunity to utilize my skills is whenever I remember someone's birthday. An even better time to wrappity-wrap is Christmas.

Some helpful hints:

-- If you're too lazy to measure out how much paper you will need, always remember that it's better to have too much than not enough. It sucks when you cut the paper and realize it won't even cover the present AND then you have to cut a whole 'nother slab. It's way easier to just snip snip the extra.

-- If you're going to procrastinate wrapping presents, then I suggest you procrastinate in buying the wrapping paper. I went to Old Navy and allll of their paper was half off. Only $2 for fantastic paper. Today (Christmas Eve) paper was 75% off most places. If you buy early, go to Ikea, it's crazy cheap!

-- Buy wrapping paper that goes well together. My mum is a pro at buying tons and tons of wrapping paper that looks really clashy under the tree. Actually I lied, she pulls it off well but still. It's always neat if things go together. Like my presents.

-- Do not use newspaper. If you are reading this, you are most likely not homeless. But if you are homeless, stay warm on the holidays!

Here are some photos of my wrappin' skillz.
A nice area for wrapping courtesy of mum's decorating skills.
Couldn't do it without the coffee!
As you can see, this is for my dad and his Russian (not mail-order) bride Olga. I was going for a black and white theme.
Wrapping paper from Ikea.
Pairing two contrasting patterns is neato.

Merry Christmas!!!

23 December 2007

New York and Company

So this is old news BUT it is still important that I share.

Last Tuesday, Jenny G and I went to NYC to spend lots of money and catch up on old times.

A highlight of where we went:


After sitting on the bus for two hours, we were naturally famished. A few blocks from Port Authority, a Pret-A-Manger awaited us. When I was England I tried eating at these every chance. When I came back home, I was very happy to find that these little sandwich places were ALL up in New York. Jen got a HUGE caesar salad and said it was the best salad she has ever had. My sandwich had avocado, crazy cheese, and pine nuts. It was top notch. Bonus Trivia: The origin of my lifestyle choice of 'no nasties' derived from a delicious soda that the store sells. Most of these stores have gigantic lunch rushes (especially the one in Rockefeller Center) so avoid it from 11:30-1:00 but also do not wait too late because a lot of them are only open for lunch! Choose wisely.

H&M
Our next stop was the well-known store H&M. I do not have much to say about it since you're all probably familiar. Everything is cheap cheap cheap and while they have piles of clothes, I usually never find anything I really like. Jen bought a boy's t-shirt there because I didn't!
Next of course, was UO. Jen went nuts buying all sorts of things. I tried on acid wash jeans and was not impressed. The girl at the cash register could not figure out this transaction so I helped her by doing the math AND singing Hakuna Matata to her. I do not know which one worked best. Also, these two stores tend to rip off designers frequently, with H&M copying hits right off the runway and UO usually stealing from 'indie designers'.

Two Ultra-Expensive Boutiques

While in SoHo, we decided to check out two stores that I looked up before we went. Both were really expensive. The one even featured a whole little upstairs dedicated to Kate Moss' line. We were followed everywhere. Customers usually came in, went to a sales associate and told them what they were looking for. The associate then tried to help their "client" find it. It was a far cry from H&M. The second store was smaller but carried all sorts of crazy designers. I wanted to buy a cardigan by a particular one (mainly for the name as opposed to how nice it looked) but I was so shocked by the $350 price tag, I dropped it to the ground. Oops! Fashion faux pas of a different kind I suppose. **Bonus Trivia**: Henry Holland t-shirts are printed on American apparel tees. I thought that was interesting.

Paul Frank

No stop downtown is complete without a stop to the Paul Frank store! The store is always clean and the cashiers are always some sort of charming foreigner. Usually I'll buy a t-shirt or something and that's about it. A certain azn loves the store intensely. Not too much to say except that a girl could not decide what to buy for her new friend who is "transitioning" genders (girl to guy). Sadly, I had no 'no nasties' advice to give her on that subject.

Pinkberry
You've probably heard the hype about this store on the television (or the radio!). Pinkberry was zany! All the tables were filled with asians (I'm pretty sure we were in Little Korea). The actually frozen yogurt was amazing. I got mine with diced mango on top! Delicious. We popped into Starbucks to eat it, but I won't talk about it since everyone is familiar with it.

Forever 21

Jen didn't see much here, but I went nuts! There were piles of clothes at the end of the night right before closing, but I dug through them all to find the nicest flannels this side of a lesbian's trailer park.

Marc Jacobs

While it wasn't the ender to our trip, I thought it would be a good ender for this trip story. We went to every single one that was open and managed to spend a great deal of our money there (rumor has it that Jen squeaked by with only $1 left). The whole place almost needs a post for itself. It was so crowded and lots of people just grabbing everything and anything. Even the cashiers wanted to buy everything in the store.

So that's that.

Tomorrow I have to wake up early and go grocery shopping for Christmas Eve dinner and for Christmas Morning brunch.

Stay tuned for posts on that AND wrapping.



21 December 2007

Lazy Day(s)

Winter break is supposed to be about relaxation but I have never been busier!

So instead, watch a preview for my friends' next skate video:



Thanks!

I promise I will share all the goodies from the NYC trip.

18 December 2007

From Across the Pond: J. Nam


Meet J. Nam. Do not be confused, she is not Muslim, she just attends art school. We'll assume this is just some zany project in which you have to wear a shirt anyway other than as a shirt. Innovative Joann, very innovative.

I'll never forget the first day we met: Gloria (another azn) gave me a Kerroppi pencil case in the sixth grade and Joann chased me around the classroom to claim it. She would kill anyone for a Sanrio toy back in the day.

As of late, Joann has shipped herself off to study art at the University of the Arts London. More specifically, Central Saint Martins College of Art & Design. For those of you who do have not had the greatest pleasure to meet Joann, let me just tell you that ever since I met her, going to England is all she has talked about. So I am very happy that her ~*dream*~ has been realized.

We were finally reunited last night when we took a little stroll and caught up. In my mind, I conducted a little interview. Since I had no paper or pencils, I will try to remember what we talked about.

Some highlights:

-- In case you didn't know, shopping is very, very expensive. The most shopping J Nam did was grocery and window shopping
-- If you thought American American Apparel prices were high, you should see the British American Apparel prices (actually you can, the tags have prices from all over the world)
-- Harrods is crazy
-- Uggs are just as popular over there as they are here
-- Skinny cut is still going strong
-- Despite moving to the states, 'Posh & Becks' are still as popular as ever
-- Art school is far more competitive over there than it is here (at least at her school)
-- Her bedroom has a sink in it
-- She had a really great time

I'm excited also because she will be in England while I am studying in Spain SO basically we can transfer the fun across the seas.

Stay tuned for a super ultra NYC shopping spree (courtesy of my parents).

16 December 2007

Pharewell Philly, Allô Allentown!

Worried that my last night in Philadelphia for a month would be spent steaming milk and pulling shots, I was convinced by friends to stay one extra night. And what a night it was!

It all started off with another potluck. The potluck was a good time with some good food and of course, good people. Huge success courtesy of the hostess, Nicole. While it was an enjoyable time, it was not without three minor bumps.

Potluck Pandemonium #1: You decided to laze around all day and thus did not make anything for the potluck. What do you do? First I would suggest staying home instead of showing your shamed face. But if you're itching for some socializing (or as the British say, 'socialising'), then your other option is to do what I did on Friday: Bring your high-spirits, good humor, and a friend who has made couscous. It worked out perfectly for me.

Potluck Pandemonium #2: You arrive at the party and only know a few people and not only that, the rest of the party attendees also are art school attendees (or insert some other strange faction of society that you are not a member of). The best thing to do is not talk about art. You do not go to art school and thus have no right to comment on anything. Also, it's the end of the semester, these kids do not want to talk about art after have been a slave to it for months. They only want to talk about anything else and how tired they are from do projects (is it okay if I call them projects??). So other than, I recommend not just talking to the people you came with and get out there and socialize. If that does not work out, you can also curl up on the staircase with the people you know and a nice ration of an infamous Cancún spring break beverage.

Potluck Pandemonium #3: You made everyone else late trying to plan out a nice outfit that would function for the potluck AND the after-party (layers!), and just when you show up thinking you are wearing some truly unique, there's an exact replica sitting in the wingback chair to the left. Not that this has ever happened to me of course, but it very well could have. The best thing to do is to laugh about it all because it's just clothing. If you do not know the person, do not glare at them from across the room (although they most likely will do it to you), instead, act like you do not see them. If you do not know them, do not go out of your way to talk to them and be extra nice. Doing that will make it apparent that you are uncomfortable about the situation. If you do know the person say something ultra-witty like... "We GOTTA start calling each before we go out" and then playfully punch them on the shoulder. They'll get a kick out of it, and so will all the guests. Another don't is to change at the party. This is basically throwing a white flag and letting the other person win. If you can cover it up discreetly with a hoodie or something, than that is totally acceptable.

After those three crises were avoided, we headed out to a mystical place called "Big Rock Candy Mountain", a name apparently not made up by Abbey.

What a magical place! A warehouse converted into a house with a circular hole cut out in the first floor creating a nice view of the bands performing down below. The bands were great and there was a special guest appearance by the ever-cute Brooklyn duo, Matt & Kim. Everything about it was amazing, especially the part where Matt put on Lil Mama's 'Lip Gloss' at the end and a dance party ensued.

Other highlights included going to Tony's bar down the road and being educated on the oldest music in the world (Puerto Rican folk music, followed closely by the Beyoncé). The place looked like a Mexican strip club BUT turned out to be chock full of fun people swinging maracas and a beer cooler thing that only gets turned on when one wishes to make a purchase. On the way back we stumbled upon a tennis court covered in dog waste. It was bizarre (or some sort of art installation?!). All in all the night turned out to be a "Never-Ending Story Part II: Good Time Island".

As for the Lehigh Valley aspect, I attended this:
My good friend Andy V was actually in the video, and everyone who is anyone in the LV was there (aka people I hadn't seen in awhile). Dear Yasmin and J Nam were not there though, but our hearts go out to them.

It was nice because it was the first skate video premiere that I could sit down at. And not only were there chairs, but it was in a theater, so the chairs were relatively comfortable AND bathrooms readily accessible.

Afterwards, fun-times continued with a bowling special. I do not particularly like bowling but I do particularly enjoy good people.

There were no 'faux pas' to happen because nobody really cares!

After party went down at Dunkin Donuts where the EMTs didn't "want to sound like bitches" but told us to "go home now!" due to the snow.

So that's what my today is, snow. King of Prussia extravaganza was canceled.

Dreadfully terrible.

13 December 2007

Five Favorite Covers with Five Favorite Covers

Covers and covers for everyone!

I am featuring my five favorite covers with my five favorite covers.

Act fast!

Click the images to go to Ikea's website and the links to get the songs.


José González' cover of the Knife's "Heartbeats"

From parties to pregnancies, surprises are fun! And this cover-cover combo is FULL of surprises. First, we'll start with the cover. It has simple geometric pattern in grey and white BUT on the under side it's only vertical lines. I also like the splat of orange stitchery. As for the cover, it's a surprising cover of one of my all time favorite songs. Like most things, I like the original but this is a restaurant-friendly mellow version.


Nouvelle Vague's cover of Echo and the Bunnymen's "The Killing Moon"


Of all the hundreds of covers that Nouvelle Vague does, "The Killing Moon" is by far my favorite. It's a refreshing take on the 80's new-wave classic. The Ikea quilt cover is a refreshing departure from Ikea's more modern stuff. I like how you can buy zany things there but they also have some classy stuff too.

Dr. Dog's cover of Architecture in Helsinki's "Heart it Races"

Some songs have barely leaked onto the internet before they are covered and this cover is basically a good example. The single from Architecture in Helsinki's newest album has already been covered by Dr. Dog and it is a grand version. Also this comforter is NUTS. Spill paint all over me.


Peter Bjorn and John's cover of Paul Simon's "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"

This quilt cover looks like an updated version of something that my mom might have had growing up so it is only fitting that I paired it with an updated version of a song she did in fact love growing up. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree! This cover has silly whistling and PB&J's signature drum sounds. Also fun anecdote: I couldn't decide which quilt cover I wonder so my mom told me to just get BOTH. This was one of them and the other one that is currently on my bed is the next cover:


Dawn Landes' cover Peter Bjorn and John's "Young Folks"

These two covers are my favorite covers. One is on my bed right now and the other is playing right now. How fun! I cannot deny my bluegrass roots (PA deutsch family farm anyone?!) therefore I really really love this cover. Also, I like going to be at night and covering myself up with thousands and thousands of tiny cyclones and what not.

Enjoy!

The End of the Semester


Well I did it kids. I finished my third semester of schooling. I have TWO new Collegiate Health Issues to dish out later this evening.

But for now, I just wanted to give you a photo of Max and Jen, taken by Max.

12 December 2007

A Few Things About Eve



Would life be worse or better if everyone talked like the characters in 'All About Eve'?

Either way, I watched it the other day and it was exceptional!

Extensive and humorous updates are slim these past few days due to Poli Sci, Spanish, French, and Japanese exams. Do not fret, the semester ends tomorrow and No Nasties will thrive once more.

I'm hitting the town tonight. Perhaps some good stories will come out of it?

Be prepared.

11 December 2007

Thanks World War II

A lot of things have come out of World War II: Radar, atomic bombs, Yugoslavia, improved relations between the U.S. and the Soviets (psych!), and most unfortunately, post modernism.

What is post modernism?

Some people say it is fake, some say it's real, but mainly most people cannot agree.

Hannah often points out Family Guy as a good example of post modernism. Irony, a key component to the so-called Hipster lifestyle, is also a key to post modernism.

Forget the dramatic irony such as knowing that Juliet is in fact, not dead or knowing that Austin Powers is about to drink feces and not coffee, no sir, the irony of today is all about clothing.

For instance this shirt above. Ironic because of what it says. It's also ironic because Urban Outfitters already sells t-shirts that are all over print tees. The shirt is so self-aware!

Basically, it is silly.

Do not buy this shirt PLEASE.

Or any all over print tee for that matter.

Burn down the House of Holland!

10 December 2007

Watashi wa itasho suki desu


The title is Japanese for "I love Itasho".

What is Itasho?

It is a little company that produces INTRICATE ERASERS.

I dread the day that Japan ceases being on the cutting edge of cute and the forerunner of fun.

The last day of Japanese class, we played bingo and I won. The prizes of which I could choose from were 1.) A ruler with Japanese phrases about recycling 2.) Shiny origami paper 3.) An Itasho eraser.

Naturally, I went for the eraser.
Ah there it is! The one in the middle. The noodles come out for an EXTRA ERASER.

They have all sorts of things: Strawberry cakes, "American Food", milk, staplers, and even a Japanese variation of mentos.

Most of them can be taken apart for even more fun.

Check out the website here. They fetch around 99 cents but that's not bad for all the fun you can have displaying them and not using them to erase the many mistakes of your life (you can't erase back your virginity!). If you are not a fan of Japanese products, then perhaps you can at least revel in some good ol' "Engrish" at its best on the website.

SAYONARA!

08 December 2007

No Nasties Guide to Potlucks

If you're anything like me then you are growing up. Part of growing up means all sorts of gross things BUT it also means getting invited to functions like potlucks.

Despite what my nana says, potlucks are not thrown just because the host is lazy (that's only true about 90% of the time) but rather they are thrown because it is an easy way to entertain lots of people without running out of food and having lots and lots to clean up.

Due to my crippling control issues, I have never personally thrown a potluck gathering. I much prefer to cook and do everything. I have however, been to many potlucks. From vegetarian wedding potlucks to your standard family reunion (not as easy as a) cake walk.

Tonight I will be bringing along my famous tofu asparagus bake. If I didn't procrastinate, I could post the recipe and photos, but you will just have to wait until tomorrow.

While I'm gone, mull this over: A lady today asked me if I was South African "because of your (my) accent"

Question 1: What accent do I have?!

Thank you.

07 December 2007

Peppermint Passions

If the title of this blog post is not already the title of a Christmas romance novel, be prepared for me to have it written by the next holiday season.

Unfortunately for you the reader, this post is not about Mrs. Claus' hidden desires, but rather another reason to love the White Stripes.

The Lomography Society recently released a Jack White version of Lomo's popular Holga and a Meg White version of the Diana camera. Designed in the White Stripes' signature red, black, and white color scheme, the cameras also boast other exclusive features that have me, a former die-hard White Stripes fan, oozing at the seams.

The Jack Holga


Oh man!!! The beauty of it all. The camera retains all the fun, normal functions of the Holga. These FUNctions include crazy saturation, weird contrast, unpredictable light leaks, and the ability to do long and multiple exposures. Unlike the newest Holga, the Jack only features only a red filter for the flash. The normal Holga has blue, yellow, and red, but the Jack is obviously a reference to the band's favorite color.

The Jack also comes with a fisheye attachment, which I find to be a major selling point! The kit includes a red and a black filter to filter and alter the sharpness of your photo. And... a peppermint filter. I don't know how many people wanted a peppermint swirl on their photos but I suppose it is a bit neat... I probably wouldn't use it much though!

Here are two photos by Jack using the Jack:

The Meg Diana

Ah darling Meg, from your simplistic drum beats to your washed-out Marc Jacobs photo shoots, we love you dearly. I also love your new camera! The already darling Diana camera just got even better with the White Stripes influence. I mean, the box design alone is enough to satisfy me completely. The peppermint swirl on the dial (it is also on the Jack Holga) is also would make me want to buy it, but I'm just a sucker for themes. Like the Jack Holga, Meg's camera stays true to the original Diana, producing dreamy vignetted photos and capability to do multiple and long exposures. Even panoramic shots!
The Meg comes with a pinhole feature, ringflash, and the peppermint filter. Again, I don't know how useful the peppermint filter is but pinholes create a neat effect for sure. I also like the ringflash which provides an even burst of light in either red or white.

Two photos from Meg's collection:


The collaboration between the White Stripes and Lomo makes perfect sense. Both embrace lo-fi extravagance to a gritty degree. I mean, the photo right above this looks like it came right out of those little booklets in a White Stripes album. Or perhaps even one of their record covers. Each camera kit is $180, which seems a bit steep to me, even with all the fun stuff included. A regular Diana can go for as little $60 and my Holga was only $70 and came with all sorts of fancy things. I feel like I say this a lot, but if this would have come out earlier (like when I was in 9th grade and had a White Stripes Wednesday in which Joann and I only wore red, black, and white) I'd buy BOTH in a heartbeat. Go here to buy the camera, read more about it, and look at more images taken by the White Stripes and their fans.

I also apologize for not updating yesterday, between sleeping-in (classes are over), steaming milk (Starbucks), and Temple's party scene (a group hair cutting initiative) I had no time! Oh well, this post is HUGE.

05 December 2007

Refreshing

Ah this coat! I noticed this girl as I was walking out of the library and was amazed by her coat and then her whole outfit. It seems on campus that everyone is sporting navy (like me) or black coats but this girl went nuts with a minty / aqua jacket. Unfortunately, we only had an iPhone camera and poor lighting, so the full effect is not there, but it's still neat. You can't really tell from the photo but she's also wearing royal blue leggings, some sort of chiffony skirt and a neat scarf. Her name is Gabrielle and she got the coat at a thrift store in Buffalo NY. Neat gal!

I went downtown in hopes of finding more neat coats, but all I could find was a picturesque Rittenhouse Square.

P.S. There are no more classes.

04 December 2007

Hanukkalooza

Tonight is the first night of Hanukkah, also known as the Festival of Lights. It lasts for about eight nights and it celebrates oil that lasted longer than it should have. Can the Jews teach us something about energy conservation? Abbey seems to think so.

Either way, Hanukkah is important to me because it means I get to eat lots and lots of latkes. As a gentile, it is a rare occasion so when Abbey and Hannah told me about their little get together to celebrate not accepting Jesus Christ (amen) as their savior and martyr, I was all for it!

We had regular latkes, vegan latkes, gold coins, clementines, and sparklin' apple cider. SO good. Other people showed up and it was jokes all around.

Here are some exclusive party photos:

Our beautiful 'Nightmare Before Christmas Hanukkah' menorah.


Abbey brewing up some latkes.
Drinking sparking apple cider.
Carl danced a lot.
We broke tradition and lit ALL the candles.
Laughs were indeed had by all!
The aftermath (a Hanukkah Holocaust if you will!)

I learned to embrace the chosen people as suppliers of fantastic food. There are still seven more nights of this crazy stuff!!!