Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

24 December 2007

Wrap Superstar

Folding paper and using tape has always been a secret forte of mine. From folding construction paper into birthday cards to full-blown diorama's of 'The Diary of Anne Frank', I've done it all.

A good opportunity to utilize my skills is whenever I remember someone's birthday. An even better time to wrappity-wrap is Christmas.

Some helpful hints:

-- If you're too lazy to measure out how much paper you will need, always remember that it's better to have too much than not enough. It sucks when you cut the paper and realize it won't even cover the present AND then you have to cut a whole 'nother slab. It's way easier to just snip snip the extra.

-- If you're going to procrastinate wrapping presents, then I suggest you procrastinate in buying the wrapping paper. I went to Old Navy and allll of their paper was half off. Only $2 for fantastic paper. Today (Christmas Eve) paper was 75% off most places. If you buy early, go to Ikea, it's crazy cheap!

-- Buy wrapping paper that goes well together. My mum is a pro at buying tons and tons of wrapping paper that looks really clashy under the tree. Actually I lied, she pulls it off well but still. It's always neat if things go together. Like my presents.

-- Do not use newspaper. If you are reading this, you are most likely not homeless. But if you are homeless, stay warm on the holidays!

Here are some photos of my wrappin' skillz.
A nice area for wrapping courtesy of mum's decorating skills.
Couldn't do it without the coffee!
As you can see, this is for my dad and his Russian (not mail-order) bride Olga. I was going for a black and white theme.
Wrapping paper from Ikea.
Pairing two contrasting patterns is neato.

Merry Christmas!!!

27 November 2007

Interweb Sensations

The semester is winding down and that means I am bombarded with work.

Tonight for instance, I need to memorize 20 Japanese verbs and conjugate them into some weird tense that the American language does not even have. A whole tense to express being extra-polite when asking to do something?? Absurd.

Also I need to write a five page paper as to why Henry David Thoreau, Mahatmas Gandhi, and Martin Luther King Jr. are all similar. All I've got so far is that they are a bunch of dead white guys who did super-violent things to oppress their fellow people. The end.

So to keep you entertained while I suffer, I will donate to you, one YouTube video AND a website to provide some jokes for you.

Donation One: "Christmas Tree". This fellow produces some high-quality funny stuff. His 'Jackie and Debra' video is a bit funnier but I thought the Christmas tree video was more topical since billions of trees are being cut down every minute.


Donation Two: Your Scene Sucks

The latest contribution to poking fun at stereotypes (see: Hipster Handbook, Star Wars franchise, Ann Coulter) is the interweb sensation and book 'Your Scene Sucks'. Some stuff hits dead on, while other stuff I never even heard of. Oh well. **Bonus points if you can find yourself!!!**