17 January 2008

Not as Slick as Grace

Dear America,

Please do judge us and assume we are all like Alexis Cohen. We promise we do not like glitter nearly as much as she does and while we do enjoy Jefferson Airplane immensely, we would never liken ourselves to Grace Slick's majestic voice. I hope all is well.

Sincerely,
Allentown Pennsylvania

1 comment:

Hannah Schulman said...

awh. i like her. you should wear more blue sparkle lipstick.