Barbara Walters does not have two million dollars to give away, stop asking.
"Little white girl gone missing" is always news-worthy.
And the lady who has taken a photo of basically everyone important, Annie Leibowitz, has taken some Disney photos which I kind of like...
Prince Beckham portraying the Prince from Sleeping Beauty.
The new Diane Keaton (aka Scarlett Johansson) as Cinderella.
That pretty lady from "the Mummy" and "the Mummy Returns" (Rachel Weisz) as some poor girl with an extreme case of photosensitivity.
Gisele Bundchen as Wendy, Tina Fey as Tink, and some guy as Peter Pan. Yay Gisele and Tina!
And now for two awkward ones that I did not like:
Jessica Biel's corpse (courtesy of taxidermy) and a stuffed deer as Pocahontas.
Never letting us forget that she is ehtnic, J. Lo appears in one of her Sunday grocery shopping outfits with her boo-bear as spokespeople for 'Empire Carpet Direct'
And finally, the queen-B herself, Beyonce as a heavily-medicated child:
For one of Disney's zaniest films, this sure is the most boring photo. I'm pretty sure all the Vogue and Nylon spreads have used up every scene in "Alice in Wonderland" already so that's probably the origin of this one. For a better interpretation of Alice, just go watch Gwen Stefani's "What are you Waiting For"
The new Diane Keaton (aka Scarlett Johansson) as Cinderella.
That pretty lady from "the Mummy" and "the Mummy Returns" (Rachel Weisz) as some poor girl with an extreme case of photosensitivity.
Gisele Bundchen as Wendy, Tina Fey as Tink, and some guy as Peter Pan. Yay Gisele and Tina!
And now for two awkward ones that I did not like:
Jessica Biel's corpse (courtesy of taxidermy) and a stuffed deer as Pocahontas.
Never letting us forget that she is ehtnic, J. Lo appears in one of her Sunday grocery shopping outfits with her boo-bear as spokespeople for 'Empire Carpet Direct'
And finally, the queen-B herself, Beyonce as a heavily-medicated child:
For one of Disney's zaniest films, this sure is the most boring photo. I'm pretty sure all the Vogue and Nylon spreads have used up every scene in "Alice in Wonderland" already so that's probably the origin of this one. For a better interpretation of Alice, just go watch Gwen Stefani's "What are you Waiting For"
So that's that. Rev. Al Sharpton is now chatting with the ladies and I can practically hear Elisabeth Hasselbeck grating her teeth / dying inside.
P.S. What about Mulan and the Little Mermaid? There are probably more that have yet to be released.
P.S. What about Mulan and the Little Mermaid? There are probably more that have yet to be released.
2 comments:
Haha! I've been seeing those pictures everywhere. You will see the campaign continue, don't worry. Maybe they haven't done The Little Mermaid yet because the broadway show just opened...just a guess.
notes: i wish i could see tina fey, why is jessica beil the indian? why not get a real native american? and i kind of like the beynce one, its zany in that, what am i doing here in this teacup that is not a scene from the movie? sort of way
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